Just read the leaked Eclipse script and OMG, how is Melissa Rosenberg a screenwriter? No, scratch that...how is Melissa Rosenberg a writer? Here's a little snippet...

She takes out her fashionable, desirable, hip Nokia phone ;) and holds down a button (speed dial)...

WTF? I realize I'm not a screenwriter and have no knowledge on how scripts are really written but really? do screenwriters really put wink-y faces in their scripts? and 'fashionable, desirable, hip Nokia phone'? what the hell is that all about?

GOOD: lots more Jacksper! \(^_^)/

BAD: Jackson's name is like all over this thing. I mean like literally. He totally cannot deny it's his script that got leaked. (._.)

LMAO: the ending...fucking hilarious how Rosenberg describes it...she's so terrible.

You know what a new year means? New owlies! LOL!



This picture only reminds me that I have given way too much money to that damn Japanese company with the no-mouth kitties. :P

Anyhoo, I've just started reading Eat Pray Love and frankly...I want to hurl the book to the far reaches of the universe. Just reading the introduction really turned me off to this woman - I mean really, did you need to explain that you weren't going to name your 'Guru' or the location of her Ashram because you were afraid that people were going to give her the bum-rush just by reading your stupid book? What the what!

I'm only on the 9th section of Italy - is this book worth continuing or am I just gonna get more angry? I'm already wanting to throttle this woman with her description of her marriage and her little affair with 'David'. :|

Happy (almost) New Years!

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OMG, I'm watching Bob Ross right now and he just said "make love to the canvas...gently and soft..."

My mind is blown.

And for you kids who don't know who Bob Ross is:

Mental note: don't buy a house in Michigan without buying a goddamn snowblower.

Just spent an hour shoveling snow. Doesn't matter though since the wind is blowing the snow all over the driveway again. Appropriate icon is appropriate. :|